100% Guaranteed Overheard: Rumors

At the Dupont Circle CVS, as "You Make Loving Fun" plays on the PA system.

Old Clerk: What is it? This Juice Newton, or something?

Young Clerk: [shrugs]

Me: It's Fleetwood Mac

Old Clerk: This isn't Stevie Nicks.

Me: It's Christine McVie.

Old Clerk: They have two singers?

Me: Three singers. Lindsey Buckingham is the other one.

Old Clerk: Ohhhh.

Young Clerk: [smirking] He told you!

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