If You Get Hungry

It's cheeseburger in a can--and for only 4 Euros!

Puts the "um" in "yum".

Beer + Rugby = Something Totally NSFW

Here are some clips from a documentary on British ruggers getting drunk, stripping in pubs, and clearly defining the term homoerotic.

While the action itself is quite nice and nothing I'd complain about, the truly amazing part of the video is the end, where the young men--now sober--watch a tape of themselves, um, performing. They seem to be neither embarrassed nor ashamed. If anything, they seem happy about it. Even celebratory.

Makes me want to play a little ball, myself.

Hat tip: Daily Dish.

Top Ten Japanese Gay Salaryman Porn Titles

These were taken from a Japanese gay "salaryman" porn video site, and are 100% guaranteed true.

I was laughing so hard I could barely finish my order.

10. Nonconsultation Day
09. One Night Standing
08. Bald & Dauntless
07. Uncontrolled Fruits
06. Spout ! Business Man
05. Triangular Sex Struggle
04. Pork Buns
03. Miserable Chubby Guy
02. Hankering for Cock

And the #1 Japanese gay salaryman porn video title is ... Full of Ass

And If You Need More Beards

You can go to Beards.org, your online guide to everything--and I mean everything--beardy. Topics include how-to's, photo galleries, and even videos. Yes, videos. Of beards.

I found the beard style guide particularly handy, because I like to change up my whiskers often. Currently, I sport an "extended goatee." Wonder how a "chin curtain" would look?

Luke, I Am Your Father. Now Eat Your Peas.

See a baby stroller turned into an Imperial death machine. Hat tip: Boing Boing.

Name That Flavor

I found this in a bag of Starbursts I bought for work. Hmmmm. I wonder what "disco berry" tastes like? Probably a combination of cocaine, lube, and fog machine smoke.

Is this the beginning of a new wave of disco-flavored foods? What do you think?

Insult of the Week

How Tories see the world. You have to see it to believe it. Best part: Portugal is part of the South Africa, and the East Germany is renamed Commie Federal Republic of Sausage Eating Krauts and Lesboes. Yes, it's old. But it's still mean.

Hat tip: Daily Dish

Found

I'm a very nosey man who loves to read those abandoned receipts at my ATM. So of course I dig Found magazine, where visitors mail notes, photos, grocery lists--pretty much anything--to the editors, who post them without comment.

As with stars in the sky, the more you look, the more you see. Ain't life sad great weird.

Kreepie Kats

Gawker is a cornucopia of delights, none more delightful than the Kreepie Kats cartoon. Vulgar and hard to explain--I think that sums it up. If you want to know what this week's comic is about, take a look at this Village Voice story.

Insult of the Week

From Defamer:

...an unsolicited glimpse into the well-ventilated mind of Cameron Diaz.

Well-ventilated. It's like a child's drawing of a murder--colorful and fun on the surface, but scary and clinical underneath. Perfection!

Four stars out of five.

Lawrence Welk vs the Velvet Underground

not dead yet

Welcome everyone to the new and improved Everything Ecstatic.

Version 2 will have a few changes. Basically, I'm hoping not to suck as much. I'm not going to be all over the place. I'm going to have more fun. And I'm going to move some of my old features--such as the Haiku Review--to a completely separate site. And I'll be adding some new elements, as well.

The old version of EE lasted almost an entire year. This time, I'm going for a full 11 months!

Fingers are crossed.

i am the "funky type of gay guy"

"Everywhere you go, you know what you're doing and people can't stop to take notice. You're into what's groovy and different."

Who knew?

I just took the test over at Quizilla. It may be true. But how accurate can it be when the quiz-master mispells an important word like "heinous"?

Anyway, you, too, can take the test.