Friday, June 15, 2007

Tonight

My Hood

Going to be alone again tonight. Hope to work a bit on the blog, maybe watch a DVD--I just received Children of Men from Netflix. I'm tempted to head into Chinatown, get some chow, see a real movie, maybe even take some photos. But I'm whipped and feeling old. Perhaps I should just go home and hit the sack. Boys, this is where your youth ends up: Indecisive and sleepy.

Are You Gay? Take the Little Britain Test

Welcome to the New Everything Ecstatic

I've moved to a brand new template, with a few odd tweaks and nudges from your humble narrator. But I'm no CSS expert. Expect some bumps. Plus, I'm not entirely sure Blogger's out of beta, no matter what Google says.

Let me know what you think. Cheers!

Massachusetts Is (Still) for Lovers

Marriage is still on the books in Massachusetts. Andrew Sullivan says it best:

Looking back on two decades of struggle, past the ashes of so many, to the clearing on which we now stand, it's hard not to weep. Two decades ago, marriage for gays was a pipe-dream. Some of us were ridiculed for even thinking of the idea. And yet here we are. Past the vicious attack from the president, past the cynical manipulation by Rove, past the cowardice of so many Democrats, past the rank hypocrisy of the Clintons, past the inertia of the Human Rights Campaign, past the false dawn in San Francisco, and the countless, countless debates and speeches and books and articles and op-eds.

On the Town

Went with the usual suspects to Signature's show Nest. What a strange night. Imagine the Ben Franklin story told with explicit sex, then end it with a hanging. Set to song. Hmmmm. Odd, but also oddly compelling. And the stylizations in the last third didn't grate on me as they normally would. Add the fact that I was able to eat everything on the table at the Thai restaurant earlier in the evening, and the sum is Excellent Night!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Sopranos


I've been reluctant to add my voice to the endless--and it really seems to be endless--bitching and backslapping around the last episode of HBO's The Sopranos. But who can resist?
I fall firmly into the backslapping category; however, it had to grow on me. At first, the looooong blackout had me thinking the cat sat on the remote and turned TiVo off. But after a good night's sleep I began to understand its genius.
The show itself was intense yet oddly meandering, sublime and perfectly ordinary. Doesn't it make perfect sense that the last few minutes of the series would be all of those things, all at once? To be as ambivalent as any of the characters, plots, or themes?
As for the bitchers, let's chalk it up to rabid, loving fandom. I've seen fanboys throwdown over Star Trek vs. Star Wars. This is no different. Lame, true; but no different.
For the best example of this, read Tony Hendra's review at HuffPo. Clueless and weirdly antagonistic. If he felt like the guy at the party no one talks to, that should be his first clue. For added fun, read the comments to his post. My fav:
I agree. Everything I heard about the Sopranos--killing, cussing, pseudo-psycho-analysis --so turned me off that I never watched a minute of any episode. In spite of being somewhat deprived of such a piece of pop culture, I don't regret it. Such art as this, that glorifies the basest sort of behavior, is little more than scrawlings on the walls of the commode that 40 years of right wing assault on our society have turned our culture into.
Yes, she never watched it. Brava!

Jazz Thursdays: Chet Baker "Time After Time"

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Journey Doesn't Suck

Or so says Salon's David Marchese. Don't Stop Believing might be a great song to play when you're half passed out on your dorm floor wishing you had someone to kiss (or at least another beer handy). But, dude. Journey? Please.

Simian vs. Justice

While I'm still obsessing about the Justice song/video for D.A.N.C.E. A co-worker mentioned this Justice remix to me. The verdict: Whoa. The song has its charms, but the video veers sharply into Huh? territory. What happens after the best party ever? A landslide of trash and hungover French dudes.

Tuesday Time Capsule: Omni Magazine

I am not porn

When I was growing up, I read Omni magazine religiously. I can now admit to only understanding about one quarter of what I found between it insanely evocative covers. But those stories described a world outside my suburban mind that I couldn't wait to explore.

Too bad the timing sucked. Omni missed the nerd-worshipping internet-loving world by a decade. And though it limped into an online version in 1996, it ceased publishing in 1998, and disappeared from the web in 2003.
While I can't imagine living without the web's horizonless ocean of content, there's something to be said for keeping all the world's geeky coolness in one place, between two slick covers. Gives a teenage outsider something to look forward to.

Pride 2007

We're here, we're queer, you're standing way too near!This last weekend was Pride. And I was out in the streets, as always. I missed the parade for the first time in years. Volunteered at my job's booth on Sunday, ate a crab cake, and watched the men walk around. Delicious, all the way 'round.

A few observations:

The death of gay culture! There are always average looking gay folk at Pride, and have been for the 25 years I've attended. But this year was exceptional. The gym bunnies, club kids, and body fascists must be hibernating.

The death of gay culture? Freedom plaza was packed. Every year, Pride seems to get bigger and bigger. While the proliferation of mainstream corporate booths told the assimilation story, the fact that we still feel the need congregate in celebration adds the footnote.

The death of gay culture :( I only saw two drag queens and two leather men. Sad. I'm all for assimilation, but bitches and buttless chaps are nice, too. Just saying.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

File Under: Hell No!

The craziest job you never knew existed, and will have nightmares about tonight. Hat tip: The Cunning Realist.

Insult of the Week #2

Village Voice headline: Is Eli Roth a poseur or a pussy? Maybe both.

'Nuff said.

Justice D.A.N.C.E. = Brilliant

Stumbled on this amazing song yesterday. Video is pretty darned cool, too. Tried to buy it from Amazon, but no song--no matter how awesome--is worth $38. (Well, maybe The Model. But that's it!). Went to CD Wow and found it for £7.99. Bless the Brits! Album drops on Monday.

Insult of the Week

How Tories see the world. You have to see it to believe it. Best part: Portugal is part of the South Africa, and the East Germany is renamed Commie Federal Republic of Sausage Eating Krauts and Lesboes. Yes, it's old. But it's still mean.

Hat tip: Daily Dish

Pentagon Wanted to Build "Gay Bomb"

Hey, boys!Hmmmmm.

This joke pretty much writes itself. Still, keep this in your memory banks the next time some numbskull derides the "excessive" spending of the Democrats.

Read more about your tax dollars at work here.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Kill eHarmony

I hate those eHarmony commercials so much, I'm willing to break my leg running for the mute button. Not only it is a Christian fundamentalist dating site--which sends shivers up my spine--but they actually ban gay people. And without even being honest about their bigotry. Here's a nice tonic.

This Cat Is a Better Photographer Than I


Mr. Lee, a cat of German descent, has his own camera and takes smashing photos of his day-to-day life. Why, you may ask. Or, perhaps, how. Here's what his owner says:

I thought about our cat who is the whole day out, returning sometimes hungry sometimes not, sometimes with traces of fights, sometimes he stay also the night out. When he finally returns, I wonder where he was and what he did during his day. This brought me to the idea to equip the cat with a camera.
Of course.