Insult of the Week

From Michael Musto at the Village Voice:

Even more weight...was lost by Mao PR fashion flack MAURICIO PADILHA, who thanks to relentless training and dieting has shed an entire 180 pounds—which is like if Mary Kate lost Ashley plus a closet full of Vuitton bags.

This one is frothy, weightless fun. Like a razor slice, it takes an extra second to register the pain. One extra star for the Olson twin reference. We'd almost forgotten about them.

Four stars out of five.