Pet Peeves: Commuting

DC is home to one of the world's best subway systems. Metro is clean, safe, accessible, and relatively affordable. It's also a simmering hellhole of billious pet peeves. Let me count the ways.

1. Left over body heat on seats and handrails. Unfortunately also often accompanied by leftover body grease.



2. Slow people, lost people, rude people. There's a theme developing.



3. People who stop moving at the end of the escalator. I've read books on crowd control! I know what can happen!



4. Chatty tourist kids. We're going into a tunnel. I know. I KNOW!



5. Sarcastic riders. Whatever.